Diary of Jay Jay

Yeah... that's me looking stupid. *eyes rolling* They're at it again, making me wear all sorts of funny things and snapping away with their cameras. Sigh... can't they tell how bored and irritated I am?

Oh well, nevermind... i'll just sit still and let them do whatever they want. Maybe after that i'll have that nice bony biscuit in the fridge.

I really don't understand it. They have this huge bag of bony biscuits and all they do is give me 1 piece per day. Not like they're saving it for themselves... they have their own delicious chicken wings, ice-cream and what-nots.

Oh but i do love Mummy a lot! she dotes on me and gives me lotsa human goodies. As long as i sit next to her and pretend to look really hungry, she'll throw me some of her good stuff. heh heh... My favourite drink is vitagen! Gosh... I never knew there's any drink other than plain water but now Mummy gives me 1/4 of her vitagen drink. Yummy!!

Nowadays, Mummy's really busy looking after this lil human called Isaac. Don't understand what's the fuss! I suppose when a human can't even walk on his own, he does need to be looked after quite a lot. At least i can walk by myself... bleah!

I hate children!! They steal all the attention of the house! Hmph!! once there's a baby, everyone carries him and heck cares about me... So what I do is bark at them to make them cry so they'll never come to my house again! HAh! it usually works!

But this Isaac... he's a tough one. He doesn't even cry when i bark at him! Instead, he smiles at me and even wanna touch me. I've given up trying. I guess I've just gotto share Mummy's attention with him. He's so good... has a nice big bed in the living room for afternoon naps. All i get is the hard floor. Nevermind, I shall squeeze into the bed with him. the bed is so big anyway, there's room for both of us! haha! haaiii... except whenever i'm deep in my sleep, Mummy will smack my buttock and pull me down. Don't care! I just like the bed!

Wah! that day I had a big adventure! It was some big occasion and everyone went to Auntie's house for this really HUGE chicken-look-alike-but-too-big-for-a-chicken thingy. Usually everybody goes out leaving me home alone. This time, they brought me there! Goodness! At first I didn't know what they were up to. The last time i was brought to a different house, i began to stay in there permanently and had to get used to a whole set of different owners! Got me worried for a while...

Luckily this time, they brought me back to safety haven eventually. Phew!! Nothing has changed...

Why does everybody have so many friends? One day, it's mummy's frens coming over for mahjong. next day, big bro's frens came for video games. Then big sista's frens came on 2 different days for more food and games. All these new faces make me really confused... and tired cos there's always food around so i have to be on my guard! U never know which kind soul may just drop me some food! haha!

I don't have any frens. I see some of my own kind when i go poo poo but the minute i try to talk to them, they pull us away. Think they're afraid we'll fight! They don't understand our language after all... how can they tell if we're shouting at each other or just forming a conversation? don't blame them...

Anyway, for an old man like me, the company of my dear family is enough. everybody loves me the way i am... the lazee, grumpy, greedy, sleepy ol' me! yaawwnn... time for an afternoon nap!